Dear ________,

Dear friends that I don't see at least once a week,
Please don't put music on your blog. It makes my hot mess of a computer crash when all I really want is to catch up on your life because I don't have your phone number. Also, I miss you and love where your lives are.

Dear friends I saw last night,
Thanks you so much for the dinner and laughs. I appreciate you filling in the blanks and the opportunity to spend time together outside of our regular spot. This is something that needs to continue. I hope you know how much I appreciate you and the relationship that has grown between us.

Dear Mom,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I wish we could have spent the day together. I love you and appreciate your patience and kindness and am so grateful to have you as my mother.

Dear sister,
Next year, I promise to sing the opera birthday song at least twice. I wish I knew my little niece better, but I swear the next time we are in Vegas, I am coming to see you and spend time with your beautiful family. You have everything I have ever wanted and I am so grateful for the relationship we have as adults, considering where we were at many years ago.

Dear boyfriend,
Thank you for all you do and thank you for being in my life. I am a much better person because of you and I don't go a day without thinking of you, talking with you and laughing with you. I am so blessed and I love your stinking guts.

Dear Rosko,
Please stop eating my underwear, twigs and the carpet. I love you, but not enough to clean up what you regurgitate. You are way too expensive but way worth it when you cuddle up to us when we sleep.

Dear guy I bought my light from at the car parts store,
Hi. I'm hot, I'm tall and I'm blonde. You couldn't take 10 minutes to help me do something I obviously had no idea about?

Dear universe,
Please send me a job soon or I may go crazy. Also, a million dollars would helpful.


Love,
Karly